Water Ski Quiz!
How well do you know the Canadian water ski and wakeboard teams?
(This is not intended to be serious)

1. Joel McClintock, head coach of Canada's senior Water Ski Team, says that good conditioning is important. By conditioning, he means
a) Create and reinforce neural structures by stimulating events to increase metabolism in strategic cortical areas.
b) Creating good muscle balance and endurance.
c) Always shampoo before conditioning.

2. Jaret Llewellyn, former World Jump Record Holder and member of Canada's Water Ski Team, says that its best if he has a little bit of fear when jumping. This is because...
a) This helps him respect the dangers of the ramp; he is better prepared.
b) Partial amygdala sensitization increases the efficiency of Jaret's information processing systems.
c) Fear makes his body tingly all over...he likes that.

3. Judy Messer, World Overall Water Ski Champion and vetran member of the Canadian Water Ski Team, gets up at 5:30 each morning to work out. This is because...
a) She is a morning person, and gets her best training benefits in the first half of the day.
b) She has an alarm clock that only works when set for 5:30.
c)Mornings provide Judy with optimum cranial metabolism, influencing appropriate physiological arousal and kinesetic preception.

4. Jeremy Kovak, World Wakeboard Record Holder and member of Canada's Wakeboard Team, maintains a well-balanced diet. This includes..
a) Buttermilk and brussel sprouts
b) Liver and onions
c) Tiny wakeboard-shaped chocolate wafers

5. Jeremy Kovak spends his spare time jumping on a trampoline. This is because...
a) He likes to look at things from different angles.
b) It develops his perception of body orientation in space.
c) He has a mutant gene that causes repetative involuntary jumping behaviour.